Saturday, October 1, 2011

How to go red in 4 easy steps

Step 1: Examine your front door and take note if it is ugly, plain, and white.

Step 2: Test a (preferably loud) color on the front of your door. Be sure and paint a big square right smack in the middle of your door just to be safe. This way there is no changing your mind; you are going to have to paint this door.



Step 3: If you start to feel dizzy from the oil based fumes, put on a pretty blue mask. Fight the urge to act out a scene from ER or House and continue painting.



Step 4: Stand back and look at what an amazing job you did painting your front door. Give yourself a pat on the back and drink a glass of wine to celebrate.


2 comments:

  1. I did this to my room back when I lived with my parents... same exact color. Needless to say, it was not a good night, but like you said... now you have to finish painting it! & So I did... My room was AWESOME! LOL. It looks great! :)

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  2. Don't forget to rinse out the oil based paint brush with your bare hands right before you have to be somewhere important (But you did say 'try' not to act out a scene from ER).

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